‘’Selfie Coup’’, the Mother of All Coups!

In an exclusive interview with BBC (pidgin) President Goodluck Ebele  Jonathan has unveiled the mask on the egwugwu of the Guinea-Bissau extra ordinary coup d’etat.

Let’s see the disrobed egwugwu now.

According to Jonathan, “the thing no be coup to (him)”, at all, at all.

So wetin e be? Open and close as Abami Eda used to sing.

He talk am say since im mama born am he never see where the man toppled in a supposed coup will be the person calling media houses to announce say dem don topple am o!

Sure? But why?

Dem talk am say the “maisuya” president know say for the  presidential election  he don lose am, “lose im deposit paapa,”  and e no wan gree. He no wan go. Na im he kuku do some kind wuruwuru and magomago, to quote late Humphrey Nwosu of the A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT, A LITTLE TO THE RLEFT fame, by inviting the military, in  his capacity as the Commander-in-chief, of the Guineadisuya Armed Forces , to take over power and ANNUL the unfavorable result before it was announced.

Smart guy! Smarter than our own MARADONA MILITARY PRESIDENT who waited till after the result of the June 12 Presidential Elections had been released before removing the sail from the wind of the acclaimed winner who was already dancing the dance of Victory. Can you imagine that?!

So, you mean say the Guineadisuya deliberately “suicide himself politically” by calling in the men in camouflage to stage a phoney coup by phone? You call it POLITICAL SUICIDE COUP but I disagree because it is no self coup but SEFINATU (Selfie) COUP. Wayo Coup. Wuruwuru Coup to become another  AKINTOLA TAKU enigma for GuineaDisuya.

Guinea Disuya indeed. Guinea de Fowl turned Guinea de Foul! Fafa fa, Foul! Over the Bar!!

Na you sabi. As for me  I don TELL TheNews through an INSIDER in BBC. Wetin remain?