By now the news would have gone full circle that the gutless, waffling, Zig-zagging, chameleonic politician by the name Lindsey Grahamh has passed on.
To where?
Where else? The dilly dally Conservative politician was in Ukraine on Friday, came back to Washington early Saturday morning, planned to meet the Press on Monday on the outcome of his visit to the war torn country but on Saturday night Death came suddenly , unannounced and took the SHAKARA OLOJE politician away.
Ah! Why now? Why coming down so heavily on a dead man? Have you forgotten the unwritten law that you do not speak ill of the dead?
Who? Lindsey Graham?
You must be kidding me! For as long as we continue to abide by this morbid dictum, so shall leaders of men continue to misbehave and wallow in wild misdemeanors and abject wickedness. To hell with politicians of the same stock as his!
Oops!
“E e si beru Olo’un”. Don’t you people fear God? What has the dead man done to warrant your wholesale, no holds barred “chukmouth” for him?
Okay, I’m sorry.
Since you seem not to be in support of a bare knuckle jab on the political career of the deceased I’ll resort to wearing gloves in trading jabs with the wind vane politician from South Carolina.
Better.
At least you can do some panel beating, body filling and painting job to make him look good enough for State burial.
For where?!
That man? That liar (lawyer)? That poacher (preacher)? That magician)? That…
Waiti! Duro na!
What’s the meaning of all these JAGBAJANTIS because one Senator don “kpai kaput” for Trump’s “Obodo Dike” (country?). Yeyenatu!
Why not, if not. Like lawyers the man fit turn black into white just to persuade you to do his bidding. He fit preach like possessed preachers to win disciples for the Head of a fledging cult, the kind of which nobody has ever seen before, to quote the devil himself.
And why call him a magician?
I did not call him a magician.
Ah! Uro! Na lie be that. Ewooo!
I only likened him (politician) to a magician who does abracadabra all the time to hoodwink the masses, mesmerize them like Messi, the “aramoda footballer” and hypnotize political opponents whom he reduces to “siddon look” watchers while the cult leader makes a fiefdom of a once respectable leader kingdom of the world.
Now tell me what is different between SIX (magician) and HALF A DOZEN (political magician). No be the same thing?
The point I’m trying to make is this. We should not shy away from saying it as it is just because DEATH intervenes like the time keeper’s bell at a boxing duel. The evils that men do while alive must be recounted along with the good they did before “olojo” (giver of life) comes to claim it (life) back.
Meaning what?
Meaning that if every man knows and understands JUDGEMENT DAY to be people’s score card on their life and times before and after burial everybody , nay, the politicians and public office holders would think twice before MISBEHAVING , riding roughshod on the people’s collective commonwealth and psyche.
I hear you.
So Lindsey Graham, if I understand you very well, is a metaphor.
Yaah! Not only metaphor. Even Camphor sef for all man to sniff., smell and learn from, that we shall all be held accountable for our deeds both in life and in death right here on earth and not over there in the extra terrestrial land of NEVER NEVER.
A k i i k a !!
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