The chairman of the Confederation of African Football, CAF, should, with “immediately immediate” put the necessary machinery in motion for its own Peace PrizeAward at the Cup of Nations next year.
Why? Do we need to do copycat?
Why not if not? For your info we are going to do more than copycat. Ours is Copy Lion because we are the king in the jungle of African football. And Nigeria, our own dear native land of footballers, should be the only country to present the award-winner-to-be of the new prize.
And who is going, by your own judgement, to be so crowned?
Of course, Jagaban, the Commander-in-chief of the Junkun warriors.
Why a warrior for Peace Prize?
Maawo e! Look at you! Don’t you know the “military antecedents of the first recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize?
Which military antecedents? Antecedent my foot!
You don’t have to step on your foot in anger or disgust or “plus including both” because you do not agree with my choice, do you?
How can I buy your choice? The man who dodged being drafted for compulsory military service in Uncle Sam’s Army…
Which means he preferred peace to war then and still doesn’t like war at all.
For where? The “man of peace” wey, on getting to the office as the leader of the free world started showing signs of a war monger who pretends to be a man of peace.
Bring it up!
I will. He once suggested that protesters of human rights be shot at, if not in the head, at least at the lower limbs or feet.
That’s just maiming for peace or what do you think?
Really? You subscribe to that kind of inhumanity to fellow human beings.
Not exactly. But he says if it is “politically correct”, why not if not?
FIFA doesn’t give a damn about that for as long as his being crowned as Man of Peace is beneficial to the ruling world football governing body.
Bullshi-wharrrrever! The man who came to power and started campaigning for peace and at the same time changed the pre ordinal Department of Defence to DEPARTMENT OF WAR! Is this the person you say Naija should copy by making Jagaban become a local Nobel Peace Prize Awardee courtesy of CAF? How is that possible? And you want Jagaban also to behave like a turbo-charged child who snatched the lollipop about to be given to him and swallowed the cream, stick and wrapper.
Ah, Alhaaaji! But Trump did not swallow no nothing now. He only snatched the medal and decorated himself, sorry, awarded himself the FIFA Peace Prize, first of its kind by all ramifications.
Well, to him, a FIFA Prize in hand is worth two Nobel Peace Prizes in the bush!
Bushman!
Akiika!! Na you sabi.
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